﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>já einmitt.....</title><link>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/</link><description>Katla</description><copyright>(c) 2007, BlogCentral.is, All rights reserved.</copyright><ttl>60</ttl><item><title>halló</title><description>&lt;p&gt;hæ komin með nýtt blogg endilega að kíkja lofa&amp;nbsp;að vera
skárri í að skrifa eitthvað skemmtó&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=
"http://frokenkatla.bloggar.is/"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;http://frokenkatla.bloggar.is/&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;sjáumst!!!!!!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;
</description><link>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2006/9/8/hallo/</link><guid>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2006/9/8/hallo/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Sep 2006 00:28:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>halló honnís ;)</title><description>   &lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face=
   "georgia,times new roman,times,serif"&gt;halló kem heim á
   þriðjudaginn snemma morguns!!!!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face=
"georgia,times new roman,times,serif"&gt;hlakka til að koma heim, geta
klætt mig í fullt af fötum tefil og læti, kannski mögulega fara í
göngutúr í rigningu og roki... veðrið með besta móti hér í BCN..
sól og sumar ekki þessi kæfandi hiti eins og var hér um daginn..
sem er nú barasta hið ágætt..&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face=
"georgia,times new roman,times,serif"&gt;moskítóflugurnar hætta ekki
að elska mig þrátt fyrir B-vítamín át og
moskítósprey&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face=
"georgia,times new roman,times,serif"&gt;ekki skemmtilegt þar sem ég
fæ svakaleg ofnæmisviðbrög við bitunum og er á ofnæmislyfjum einsog
mér væri borgað fyrir það... ullabjakk. ótrúlegt hvað manni klæjar
í þessi&amp;nbsp;andskotans bit... &amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face=
"georgia,times new roman,times,serif"&gt;en allavega alveg að koma
heim til að hafa það gott, knúsa fjölskylduna, hitta vini og njóta
reykjavíkurinnar.....&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face=
"georgia,times new roman,times,serif"&gt;verð með sama gamla númerið
849-7059&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face=
"georgia,times new roman,times,serif"&gt;þannig að endilega að bjalla
og hittast í kaffi og spjall krakkar mínir&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face=
"georgia,times new roman,times,serif"&gt;blæ þangað til
næst&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face=
"georgia,times new roman,times,serif"&gt;Katla&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
</description><link>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2006/8/12/hallo-honnis/</link><guid>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2006/8/12/hallo-honnis/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Aug 2006 13:41:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>halllllllúúúúú</title><description>   &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face=
   "courier new,courier,monospace"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hæ
   allir!!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace"&gt;veit að
ég er búin að vera ÖMMMURRRLEGUUUUR blogggari!!!!!!!!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace"&gt;margt er
búið að&amp;nbsp;gerast seinustu mánuðina of margt til að koma þvi öllu
hér niður en það helsta er:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;font face=
"courier new,courier,monospace"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Vinna fyrir blað sem heitir
24-K magazine gefið út hér á spáni... bæði sem aðstðarljósmyndari
og einnig að taka myndir fyrir partý sem þeir halda og svona
aukamyndir... svona ágætis vinna ;)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;font face=
"courier new,courier,monospace"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Einnig að skólast áfram....
skila inn&amp;nbsp;í byrjun október klára þá skólann... ætla ekki að
halda áfram í IDEP..&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;font face=
"courier new,courier,monospace"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ekki búin að finna mér nám
fyrir haustið ætla þó í módelteiknun og kannski finna mér eitthvað
sniðugt með&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;font face=
"courier new,courier,monospace"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Leita mér að vinnu frá og
með lok ágúst/byrjun Sept..&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;font face=
"courier new,courier,monospace"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;kem heim i 2 vikur í ágúst
ekki ákveðið hvenær, mun reynað hitta á sem flesta, engin vinna
heima aðeins hitta fólk og njóta reykjavíkur í
botn&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;font face=
"courier new,courier,monospace"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Nýkokmin í
heiminn,&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face=
"courier new,courier,monospace"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;lítil&amp;nbsp;sæt
frænka.... ;) Til hamingju Urður mín&amp;nbsp;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;font face=
"courier new,courier,monospace"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;nbsp; Ekki mikið að gerast
í ástarmálunum...&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;font face=
"courier new,courier,monospace"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Er að byrja með fyrirtæki
hér í BCN svo ekki á leiðinni heim&amp;nbsp;á næstunni... kannski mun
vera hér alltaf... aldrei að vita&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;font face=
"courier new,courier,monospace"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Er meiraðsegja að reyna að
flytja vinkonur mínar hingað út til að vinna&amp;nbsp;hér... alltaf
gaman ;)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face=
"courier new,courier,monospace"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;En kossar heim og fullt af
knúsum&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face=
"courier new,courier,monospace"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;megið vita fyrir víst þótt
að ég sé alger aulamanneskja í að skrifa mail, hringja, kommenta á
blogg og etc. þá hugsa ég mikið heim til ykkar allra og
sakna...&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face=
"courier new,courier,monospace"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;bless og vonandi held ég
áfram að blogga&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face=
"courier new,courier,monospace"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;en blæblæ ykkar vinkona og
lélegasti bloggari... Katla&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
</description><link>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2006/7/15/hallllllluuuuu/</link><guid>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2006/7/15/hallllllluuuuu/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Jul 2006 02:18:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>sorrí sorrí elskurnar mínar fyrir skrifleysið :(</title><description>    &lt;h4 align="center"&gt;halló&amp;nbsp; er búin að vera í svo tæpu
    netsambandi að hef reynt að skrifa eitthvað en alltof dottið út
    er semsagt að reyna núna aftur vonum að þetta takist....&lt;/h4&gt;
&lt;h4 align="center"&gt;ekki mikið að frétta er að spá í að taka
intensivo kúrs í skólanum um digital ljósmyndum næstu 2 mánuðina
svo í sumar að loksins að drullast í spæsnkunám og reyna að redda
sumarlánum hjá lín fyrir því.. þannig að kem nú ekki á klakann fyrr
en í ágúst býst ég við.. en aldrei að vita gæti lent í verulegum
peningaskorti eins og í fyrra og komið fyrr heim ;) kemur allt í
ljós,, eða þá bara að drífa sig í vinnu hérna á spáni og fá
einhverja peninga ;)&lt;/h4&gt;
&lt;h4 align="center"&gt;en annars allt gottt að frétta,&amp;nbsp; erum alveg
að verða búin með framkvæmdir í nýju íbúðinni og stefnum á að halda
innflutningspartý 18. mars með Barbí &amp;amp; Ken þema ;) voða
gaman&lt;/h4&gt;
&lt;h4 align="center"&gt;en já skrifa fullt meira þegar
nettengingin&amp;nbsp;verður komin í gagnið&amp;nbsp;!!!!!!! ;)
kossar&amp;nbsp;og knús heim&lt;/h4&gt;
&lt;h4 align="center"&gt;sakna ykkar fullt&lt;/h4&gt;
&lt;h4 align="center"&gt;ykkar Katla &amp;nbsp;&lt;/h4&gt;
</description><link>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2006/3/2/sorri-sorri-elskurnar-minar-fyrir-skrifleysid/</link><guid>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2006/3/2/sorri-sorri-elskurnar-minar-fyrir-skrifleysid/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Mar 2006 23:55:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>blablablabla</title><description>    &lt;h2 style="MARGIN: auto 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"&gt;&lt;span style=
    "FONT-FAMILY: Arial"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;fann þetta á netinu, fannst
    þetta asskoti sniðugt ;) kveðja Katla...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;h2 style="MARGIN: auto 0cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"&gt;&lt;span style=
"FONT-FAMILY: Arial"&gt;Unabridged Dictionary of Fart
Slang&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"&gt;&lt;font face="Arial"&gt;Over
&lt;i&gt;160&lt;/i&gt; fart slang terms and growing all the
time.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;table class="MsoNormalTable" style=
"WIDTH: 100%; mso-cellspacing: 1.5pt; mso-padding-alt: 7.5pt 7.5pt 7.5pt 7.5pt"
       cellpadding="0" width="100%" border="0"&gt;
&lt;tbody&gt;
&lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow: 0; mso-yfti-lastrow: yes"&gt;
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"BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; PADDING-RIGHT: 7.5pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 7.5pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 7.5pt; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 50%; PADDING-TOP: 7.5pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent"
    valign="top" width="50%"&gt;
&lt;p class="Heading32" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;table class="MsoNormalTable" style=
"WIDTH: 100%; mso-cellspacing: 1.5pt; mso-padding-alt: 7.5pt 7.5pt 7.5pt 7.5pt"
       cellpadding="0" width="100%" border="0"&gt;
&lt;tbody&gt;
&lt;tr style=
"HEIGHT: 548.05pt; mso-yfti-irow: 0; mso-yfti-lastrow: yes"&gt;
&lt;td style=
"BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; PADDING-RIGHT: 7.5pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 7.5pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 7.5pt; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 50%; PADDING-TOP: 7.5pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 548.05pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent"
    valign="top" width="50%"&gt;
&lt;p class="Heading32" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font size=
"4"&gt;&lt;font style=
"BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffcc00"&gt;A&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;a href=
"http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/fart_machine/farts/air_biscuit.wav"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;
air biscuit&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; as in "Who launched an air
biscuit?"&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;air blast&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; A powerful fart that when released, makes
only a loud "whoosh" sound&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;air buffet&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; Like an air biscuit, but hangs around a
long time and may be revisited many times.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;air tulip&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; the kind of fart done by the Queen or
Penelope Keith&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;arse cruncher&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; your bum crunches shut suddenly after
this one&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;ass rumble&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; the ominous noise inside your body
before a fart lets fly&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;assasination&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; dropping a silent one in a crowded
room and getting someone else to take the blame thus killing their
street cred.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="Heading32" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font size=
"4"&gt;&lt;font style=
"BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffcc00"&gt;B&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Balloon fart&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; you know when you blow up a
balloon and then pull the neck out so the air escapes with a long
squealing shriek? Some people can do this with their bum!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Ball tearer&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; more ferocious than the nut knocker
&lt;i&gt;q.v.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Barking Spider&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; The instrument through which the
fart issues&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Barn burner&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; farmyard favorite, synominous with cow
sheds&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;beefer&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; a long juicy fart with plenty of side
orders&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;bender&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; when you bend over the bowel is compressed
and any fart lurking is instantly and noisily expelled&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;B.P&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; Bad Patrol - from the gas generated by fear
during military combat&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Big Stinky, The&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; When your grandpa farts&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;blazer&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; ideal for lighting, although you didn't hear
that from us&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;blowing heat&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; rather like packing heat, as in
carrying a gun, with intent to do harm&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;blow off&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; typical juvenile fart&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;a href=
"http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/fart_machine/farts/blow_your_horn.wav"&gt;
&lt;/a&gt;&lt;b&gt;blow your horn&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; quite timely of musical
connotation, Begins in Forte and slowly diminishes&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;blupper&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; when you let out a fart very slowly to be
able to hear every single clap that your bum makes&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;boa's belch&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; when your colon becomes so full of gas
that it takes on a life of it's own. Often likened to a
boa-constrictor with a full belly. The resulting burp is long and
very satisfying&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Boom&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n,&lt;/i&gt; BOOM!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;a name="BottyBurp"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;b&gt;botty burp&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; loud but of
short duration.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;breather&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; feels like a big one but upon release
simply exhales a small amount of air like a sigh&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;breezer&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; large and silent, makes curtains move, not
to be confused with the popular Barcardi drink&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Bronx&lt;/b&gt; &lt;b&gt;Cheer&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; farting in a rough New York bar
while singing 'Maria' from West Side Story&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;brown pants fart&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; leaves a brown spot on your pants.
Judging by the number of people who submit farts 'when you do a bit
of poo in your pants' I feel we can no longer ignore this
phenomenon.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;buddy&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; a rapid firing, bumpy fart, sounds great on a
wooden chair&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;bum blower&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; we have it on good authority that this
like a doorbell gone wrong (and not in any way related to any other
bottom activity)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
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&lt;b&gt;burnout&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; so hot and long it fries it's own follow
through&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;butt burp&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; American for Botty Burp &lt;i&gt;qv&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;butt buster&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; actually inflicts pain as it passes&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;butt flapper&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; occurs in those with unusually loose
bum cheeks&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;bvoy&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; good ferts (we embrace farts of all
nations)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;cabbage fart&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; brassica hell&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;cano fart&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; and I quote, "this is a fart wen you fart
shoot out you crap like a canon,"&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;carpet slipper&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; Old ladies who let one on the sly
and pretend they can't smell a thing&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;carpet stainer&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; a fart so colourful it leaves a
stain on your shag pile&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;cheek flapper&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; when your mudflaps go
flappa-flappa-flappa&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Chemist's Fart&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; presumably they do and when it
happens it probably smells like some kind of mad experiment&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;a href=
"http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/fart_machine/farts/chuff.wav"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;b&gt;chuff&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; to blow smoke from one's arse al la Thomas the Tank
Engine&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Church fart&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; in church or chapel, let it rattle&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Clean But Itchy&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;adv&lt;/i&gt; the effects from a good feed of
Guiness, (we are guessing this one came from Ireland where they
know a good thing when they feel it!)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Cockney cheers&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; Farting in a crowded public house
whilst singing 'Knees up Mother Brown'&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;code blue&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; so pungent the victim requires emergency
resuscitation&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;cop fart&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; a) fart dropped in a patrol car at the end
of the shift just before the next cop gets in b) a fart heard in
the middle of court and every cop in the courtroom snickers cos
they know who did it&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;coughing fart&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; cough to cover up a bad fart. &lt;i&gt;see
kachoo&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;country cough&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; best done in the open air, preferably
near a farm yard&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;covered wagon&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; see 'Dutch Oven' qv&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;crap a fart&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; follow through of the worst kind, you
don't wanna do this&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;crop dusting&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; silently passing gas while walking
past others then quickly vacating the area leaving the others to
suffer the ill consequences&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;cushion creeper&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; emitted whilst the posterior is
seated on the sofa. The sound can be defined as a walrus being
suffocated by a 20 year old "Easy Night" feather based pillow&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;cut a walnut&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; mmmm, just like biting into a crisp
walnut, and fulsome too&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;cut the cheese&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; as in smelling as bad as a ripe
camembert&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;dog fart&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; to fart in the vicinity of a
dog, thus being able to blame the hapless canine&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;dribbly&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; quite a scary fart, this one, due to the
chance your Mum will find the evidence&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;drop dead fart&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; the opposite of Drop Dead
Gorgeous&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;drop your guts&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; to smell this is to know the meaning
of fear&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;duck tread&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; to have such loose control that with
every step a distinct quack can be heard&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Dutch Oven&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; to fart in bed and then push your
partner under the covers to enjoy the atmosphere&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;a name="DuvetLifter"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;b&gt;duvet lifter&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; an early
morning fart capable of raising 13 togs&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;eggberter&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; eggy, mmmm, oh so eggy!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;enclosed fart&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; any fart released in an enclosed
space, ie car or lift. Can be responsible for the sudden onset of
claustraphobia in others&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;fahrt&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; German word - literally means 'it
goes' therefore applied to Continental farts&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;fanny fart&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; loud emission 'phrrrts' from your front
botty&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;fart&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v.i.&lt;/i&gt; (vulg.) Emit wind from anus. ~ n. (vulg.)
Emmision of wind from anus.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;fartaholic&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; someone who thinks day and night about
farts. Admitting you have problem is halfway to solving it.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;fartattack&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; fart after fart after fart. Nasty.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;fartcar&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; someone who is filled up with gas and
destroys the ozone layer when the fumes exit the 'car'&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;fartknocker&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; someone who is very proud of their
farts&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;fartorama&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; Some kind of museum of farts which
attracts vistors with the following catchy ditty: 'If you got a
Fart, Bring it right here, We love to hear, Anytime of the
year'&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;feather fart&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; light and tickly, this one gives you
the power of flight&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;fire in the hole&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;adj.&lt;/i&gt; hot wind after a vindaloo&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Flatulent&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;adj.&lt;/i&gt; Generating gas or air in the
alimentary canal; caused by, attended with, troubled with,
accumulation of this; (fig.) inflated, puffed up, windy,
pretentious.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Flatulence&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;b&gt;Flatulently&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;adv.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Flatus&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; Gas, air, in stomach, or bowel.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;floorboard lifter&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; can actually draw nails from
planks&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;flotch&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; don't even think about doing the Daz washing
powder challenge after this one&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;fluid drive&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; wet result of trying to fart too
hard&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;fluffy&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; particulary feminine fart, silent but
ticklish&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;flutter blast&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; fart so powerful it is capable of
blowing away small animals or children.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;fog horn&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n,&lt;/i&gt; very loud fart capable of confusing oil
tankers 20 miles out&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;follow through&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; Loud wet raspberry sound followed by
a swift squirt into ones pants, Not recommended whilst suffering
from Diarrhoea&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;freep&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; The pathetic little fart that sounds like a
trimphone.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;frit&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; tight nylon knickers, plastic office chair&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;gas&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; the substance a fart is composed of,
and that's more information than you really need!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;gale force wind&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; weatherman's favourite, blows away
wigs and lays the nation low&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;great big flowery woof woof&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; An on stage performance
by a theatre &lt;i&gt;'Lovey'&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;greaser&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; leaves an oily residue&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;a href=
"http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/fart_machine/farts/guff.wav"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;b&gt;guff&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; a relaxed release of wind, often whilst in good
company.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;gusse&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; to fart whilst suffering from diarrhoea, see
follow through &lt;i&gt;qv&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;gustus interruptus&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; The sudden contraction of the
spincter caused by the realisation that the 'product' may not be
entirely gaseous&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;Hershey Squirt&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; a somewhat chocolatey
substance which appears after executing a fart&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Hold Your Nose Fart&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; you have been warned, just
think about it!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Honker&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; sounds like an irrate driver who is late for
work leaning on their horn&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;hurl fart&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n,&lt;/i&gt; sounds like someone vomiting and the
smell of which makes you feel like vomiting&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;hydroflatus&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; farting underwater. The bubbles can be
ignitied at the surface&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;Iron Giant&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;i&gt;n,&lt;/i&gt; when a construction worker
farts really loud on a sheet of metal and the metal amplifies the
sound&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;jumper&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; emitted by children skipping rope
and women during 'high impact' aerobics&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;kachoo&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;i&gt;n, v&lt;/i&gt; a fart you have been holding
back some time but which escapes loudly when you sneeze&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;karaoke fart&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; a sequence of farts comprising of
tunes to sing a long to&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;knicker knocker&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; has enough force to blow the pants
off anybody&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;knicker ripper&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; able to slice through silk like a
hot knife through butter&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;laid an egg&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; few things in life smell as
bad as a rotten egg but this is one of them&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;launch a loaf&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; akin to an airbiscuit this fart is
more your sarnie&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;L.B.P.&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; Loud But Proud, an uplifting trumpeting
sound, particulary associated with Louis Armstrong (he was partial
to a curry)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;let off&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; the coast is clear, there's no one to hear,
it's safe to 'let off', especially when you haven't had the chance
for a while and the pressure has been building&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;let Polly out of jail&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; rather talkative botty burb
with plenty of character&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;let rip&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; to expel excess gas with enough force to
"rip" one's pants.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;lingerer&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; no, it still smells in there even after
half an hour&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;lit the match&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; to fart so violently it actually
ignites the match. Do not try this one at home&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;L.O.G.&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; Letting One Go. Being powerless to might of
the Fart&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;lonesome fart&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; One who farts freely and wishes there
was someone else with them so they could at least be
embarrassed&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;low rider&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; very low pitched and noticeable, may
cause rumbling of the cheeks, best on leather couches.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;machine gun&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; rapid succession of ballistic
farts&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Mariah Carey&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; many people think Mariah is named
after the wind. In fact it is because she is like a high pitched
squeal emitted from the arse capable of shattering glass&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;matchlighter&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; a fart only released by a person by
the name of Corey&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Mexican Fart&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; you fart, then the person next to you
farts and then their neighbour farts and so on around the room, the
cumulative smell of which brings tears to the eyes&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;mmmBop&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; sounds like the chorus to that Hanson song,
usually occurs in rounds&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;monkey claw&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; feels like a thousand monkeys are
trying to tear up your colon (though how you might know this is
anybody's guess)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;musky turnip&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; smells like your grandmothers bedroom
closet&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;nasty&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;i&gt;n, adv.&lt;/i&gt; particulary pungent, first
use linked to bad tempered tennis star, Ille Nastase&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;nut knocker&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n, adv.&lt;/i&gt; when gaseous emmisions pass by
testicles with too much force&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;open yer lunchbox&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; to let off a fart
reminiscent of yesterday's egg sandwich.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;one cheek sneak&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; to lift one buttock in order to
ease the quiet expulsion of gas&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;pant ripper&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; the combination of corrosive
gases and powerful action mean this fart is Calvin Klein's
nightmare&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;parp&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; a new manifestation of road rage, drivers
release this fart when some idiot pulls out in front of them&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;patuni&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; foreign for fart, possibly onomatopoeic, ie
sounds like what it is&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;passing gas&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; to give gas to someone else&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;pedo&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; viento ligero que sale del ahujero y anuncia
la cagada (couldn't have said it better myself)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;peeling the paint off the wall&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; a fart so bad it
bruises your bum cheeks and fills the air with a flagilant odor,
causing the paint to exit the drywall&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;peep&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; when birds fart&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;peter&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; released during a good laugh, often
accomapnied by a bit of pee&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;piffle&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n,&lt;/i&gt; small, feminine and baffled by the
gusset&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;pip&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; tiny, almost imperceptable, fart&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;pipe rotter&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; lesser known reason for many diseases
of the bowel&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;plopal&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; an uncomfortable feeling of something more
than just gas&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;a href=
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pocket frog&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; the noise made by a captive amphibian&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;poketoot&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; small, Japanese, over rated and
everywhere&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;poop gopher&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; when you fart and a little brown fellow
just pops out his head&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;poot&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; a cute little fart, often applied to yappy
little dogs when they are sleeping&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;pop&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; when you feel gasier and gasier until finally
'POP!'&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;pop off&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; derived from the Russian, popov, for small
inconspicuous fart&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;pump&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; adult posh name for small squeaky fart&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;pyroclastic flow&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; The fart typically moves at speeds
of over 60 miles per hour (100 km/hr) and reaches temperatures of
over 800 Degrees Farenheit (400 degrees celsius).&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;quack&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; bird-like in the wet, waddling
sense&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;queef&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; not really a fart in the Biblical sense, this
is a noise made by females, suffice to say it tickles&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;quiffer&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; done in the bathtub, accompanied by a blast
of bubbles&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;Rabbi rattler&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; on Yom Kippur, to hurry up
the sermon from the Rabbi so you can exit the 'gog' to facilitate
an early breaking of the fast i.e. reload !&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;racing stripes&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; tracks left in the underwear of one
who 'follows-through'. Often described as the Turin Shroud of
Farts&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Rapid Fire&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; repeat action, high velocity, as used by
the Royal Marines&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;a href=
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Raspberry&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; Succulent soft fruit ~ Two Ronnies style
farting sound made with the tongue&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Remote Controlled Fart Machine&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; simply the funniest
gag of this or any other millennium&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;rhino stopper&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; A fart so pungent it can stop a
charging Rhino. A very rare fart, in fact there have only been two
independantly witnessed 'Rhino Stoppers' in recorded history&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;rip&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; short, sharp retort sounding like tearing
linen&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;ripper&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; see above, now stop submitting it&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;ripsnorter&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; Very loud fart, large quantity of
gaseous emmisions usually applied to pirates, medieval kings,
crazed despots and ballet dancers.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Rolling Dutch Oven&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; winding up the windows in the
car to allow the passenger no respite from your noxious fumes, see
Dutch Oven &lt;i&gt;qv&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;rose&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; your own fart is a rose by any other name&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;room clearer&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; self explanitory&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Rooter&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; medium fart, occaisionally overheard in
quiet libraries&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Rumble in the Bronx&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; A fart that is so powerful, if
you are sitting down, it will shake whatever shelter you are in&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;rumbler&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; long lasting fart that rumbles anything or
anyone out of the way and lasts a whole minute!!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;salsa&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; when your ass cheeks flap at a very
high rate like you're livin' the vida loca.....extremely
dangerous&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;S.B.D.&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; Silent But Deadly, There's something in the
Geneva Convention about this one.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;scooter&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; Someone who just dashes past whilst farting
and leaving a horrendous smell&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Scud Missile&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; You know it's coming, but there is sod
all you can do about it&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;scutters&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n, v&lt;/i&gt; especially wet and leaky, having 'the
scutters' is a &lt;i&gt;bad&lt;/i&gt; thing&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Seismic&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; when someone sharing the same piece of
furniture exclaims,"Hey! I felt that!"&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;shot a bunny&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;euph.&lt;/i&gt; a fart sedately dropped by an
upper class lady&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;shower fart&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; wettest of them all. Occur during
showering process or slightly after. Bubbling may occur.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;silent but violent&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; a fart stealthy in volume yet
supremely pungent in odour, &lt;i&gt;cinema goers curse&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;skunk&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; emits a fine and noxious spray with a
sssssssssss sound&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;sledgehammer&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; so smelly that when wafted into
someone's face they instantly recoil, complaining that the smell
felt like a sledgehammer blow to the nose. Give yourself a pat on
the back for this one.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;sleeping fart&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; when you wake up coughing and fart at
the same time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;soup cooler&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; To fart with ones bumcheeks slightly
parted. The net effect is a silent breeze suitable for blowing over
a bowl of hot soup&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;sneezenfart&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; see &lt;i&gt;kachoo&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Snickers blast&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; a huge, tremendous blast so deadly
it can rip a hole through the fartee's pants (sometimes occurs with
brown chunks)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Snickerdoodle&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; the type of name for a fart one uses
when having fart wars&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;sonic blast&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; Smell followed by sonic boom, for use
only on Concorde&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;spank fart&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; happens when your Mum spanks you. The
implications for future normal development are bad&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;spoofy&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; a fart in comic imitation of someone&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;sputter&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; A rapid "putt putt putt" from the rear&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;squeek&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; so much more than just the sound a mouse
makes, this little beauty is likely to clear your house of
vermin&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;stainer&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; capable of writing your initials in
polycotton&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;stinger&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; combines a sound and scent with a strange
sensation&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;string of pearls&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; many small bubbly farts released
in quick succession as if a string of gas pearls are being pulled
from your bum&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;supersonic&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; swift and decisive squirt of air&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="Heading32" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font size=
"4"&gt;&lt;font style=
"BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffcc00"&gt;T&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;tanker&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;i&gt;n,&lt;/i&gt; sounds like a Mack Truck burning
rubber, smell also reminiscent&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;tear jerker&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n,&lt;/i&gt; literally brings tears to the eyes.
Good for use in a Dutch Oven qv&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;three, two, one, Blastoff&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n, v&lt;/i&gt; Three little farts
followed by one big one&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;thrifty&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; one who always has farts in store&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Tommy Squeaker&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; long whining sound, always gets a
laugh when friends stay over, but usually hums like roadkill&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;toothless speech, the&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n, v&lt;/i&gt; when the great toothless
one makes a loud, unpleasant oration&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;tootrun&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; three or more consecutive farts released
whilst jogging&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;touching cloth&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n, v&lt;/i&gt; one of the follow through
variety&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;toxic streamer&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; silent fainter, deadly as nerve gas,
whatever you do, don't cross the streams!!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;traf&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; a schoolboys hot gust that blows easily out of
the side of short grey trousers early on a cold February
morning&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;trouser cough&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; often covered with a pretend mouth
cough (rumoured to be the Queen's favourite ruse)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;trouser trumpet&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; often covered with a brass band
(rumoured to be Alan Titchmarsh's favourite ruse)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;trump&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; a jolly, social fart, used on Bridge
evenings&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;turtle head&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; the uncomfortable feeling that
something more than gas might pop out when you next fart&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;twang&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; as if a Banjo resides in your pants. Results
in involuntary farts at the mention of Deliverance or George
Formby&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="Heading32" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font size=
"4"&gt;&lt;font style=
"BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffcc00"&gt;V&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Very Sore Fart&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; when old bits of poo stick
to your bum hole then when you fart your bum cheeks rub together
and the sharp bits of poo scratch&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="Heading32" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font size=
"4"&gt;&lt;font style=
"BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffcc00"&gt;W&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;water fart&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; leaves you with that
uncomfortable hot feeling that you might have peed your pants&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;wet one&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; leaves your bottom suspiciously moist&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;wet willy&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; warm, wet and powerful, responsible for
much freak monsoon weather&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;whopper&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; very large fart which whops you round the
head&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;window rattler&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; gusty&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;windy&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; to be gassy. &lt;i&gt;n,&lt;/i&gt; large botty breeze,
brisk at first, gusting force 8&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Worthington Wallop&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;v&lt;/i&gt; happens after ten pints and ten
hours later you fart and the wife wallops you&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="Heading32" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font size=
"4"&gt;&lt;font style=
"BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffcc00"&gt;Z&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;zipper&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;i&gt;n,&lt;/i&gt; when you have just gotten into
your sleeping bag and zipped it right up in order to fart and let
it leak out slowly, good for sleepovers&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style=
"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;zump&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;n&lt;/i&gt; short, sharp and
squeaky&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
</description><link>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2006/2/15/blablablabla/</link><guid>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2006/2/15/blablablabla/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2006 02:08:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>halllllllúúúúú</title><description>&lt;p&gt;hæhæh&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;veit ég er búin að vera ömurlegar bloggari þessa dagana :P&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;en mikið búið að vera að gerast.. Ég, Katrín og Fannar fundum
æðislega íbúð rétt fyrir ofan Universitat og mikið búið að vera
græja og gera síðan við fengum hana afhenta 1.feb... erum að mála,
sparsla, þrífa og margt margt fleira... er semsagt þennan mánuðinn
með 2 íbúðir og flyt núna í mánuðinum eða um leið og herbergið mitt
á nýja sstaðnum er tilbúið.. ;) en já erum með 2 aukaherbergi sem
við ætlum að leigja út ef einhverjum langar að flytja til
Barcelona&amp;nbsp;og búa með okkur skemmtilega fólkinu..&amp;nbsp;en já
þarf að þjóta er á leiðinni að fara&amp;nbsp;að kaupa veggfóður og mála
meira...&amp;nbsp;Ikea ferð númer 2 áætluð á morgun.... alltaf gaman
finnst eins&amp;nbsp;og ég sé að flytja inn í eitt af
sýningarherberginum&amp;nbsp;þar ;)´blæblæ&amp;nbsp;katla &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
</description><link>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2006/2/8/hallllllluuuuu/</link><guid>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2006/2/8/hallllllluuuuu/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2006 16:03:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>jæja loksins</title><description>      &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size=
      "2"&gt;halló halló allir&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2"&gt;er á
lífi, mikið búið að vera að gerast síðan ég kom út ;) í stuttu
máli:&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size=
"2"&gt;Byrjaði í skólanum 10. jan&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size=
"2"&gt;Vala mín og Kristín Helga komu í 5 daga ferð hingað út 12-17
jan.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size=
"2"&gt;Átti 23. ára ammæli 14. jan.. ótrúlega skemmtilegt ammæli
;)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size=
"2"&gt;mikið hvítvínssull eiginlega alla daga...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size=
"2"&gt;sitja á útikaffishúsi í góða veðrinu og njóta
sólarinnar&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size=
"2"&gt;Fara í bíó&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size=
"2"&gt;Hafa það gott og fara í annarra manna ammæli
;)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size=
"2"&gt;versla eins og vitleysingur&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size=
"2"&gt;Leita að nýrri íbúð.. erum að flytja ;)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size=
"2"&gt;verkefnast í skólanum, taka myndir og stúdíóast
;)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size=
"2"&gt;ekki að taka til í&amp;nbsp;íbúðinni okkar, allt í drasli
;(&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size=
"2"&gt;sofa fram eftir&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size=
"2"&gt;út&amp;nbsp;að&amp;nbsp;borða&amp;nbsp;góðum
restauröntum&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size=
"2"&gt;eyða peningum&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2"&gt;og
margt fleira skemmtilegt...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size=
"2"&gt;ótrúlega gaman að vera til þessa
dagana!!!!!!!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2"&gt;svo
eru Inga Maren og Arna, kaffibaunirnar mínar að koma 17. Feb í
&amp;nbsp;helgarferð frá London.. hlakka ótrúlega mikið til
:P&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2"&gt;en
já skrifa eitthvað sniðugt næst þegar ég er heima að stússast í
tölvunni&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size=
"2"&gt;hafið það gott heima á klakanum&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size=
"2"&gt;kossar&amp;amp;knús&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size=
"2"&gt;Katla&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
</description><link>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2006/1/25/jaeja-loksins/</link><guid>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2006/1/25/jaeja-loksins/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 16:42:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>halló hallló</title><description>   &lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face=
   "courier new,courier,monospace"&gt;Fann þetta hjá henni Rúnku
   minni&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face=
"courier new,courier,monospace"&gt;***Your Birthdate: January
14***&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace"&gt;You work well
with others. That is, you're good at getting them to do work for
you.&lt;br&gt;
It's true that you get by on your charm. But so what? You make
people happy!&lt;br&gt;
You're dynamic, clever, and funny. And people like to have you
around.&lt;br&gt;
But you're so restless, they better not expect you to stay around
for long.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face=
"courier new,courier,monospace"&gt;Your strength: Your superstar
charisma&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face=
"courier new,courier,monospace"&gt;Your weakness: Commitment means
nothing to you&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face=
"courier new,courier,monospace"&gt;Your power color:
Fuchsia&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face=
"courier new,courier,monospace"&gt;Your power symbol:
Diamond&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face=
"courier new,courier,monospace"&gt;Your power month:
May&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace"&gt;What Does Your
Birth Date Mean?&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href=
"http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourbirthdatemeanquiz/"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace"&gt;
http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourbirthdatemeanquiz/&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
</description><link>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2006/1/11/hallo-halllo/</link><guid>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2006/1/11/hallo-halllo/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 01:05:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>komin aftur til BCN</title><description>   &lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace"
      size="2"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;halló halló&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace"
      size="2"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;þá er&amp;nbsp;ég komin heim.. eftir frekar
      langt ferðalag.. ég og Rún lögðum af stað í gær frá keflavík
      kl. 15.50 og komum hingað heim í dag klukkan tæplega 13..
      voða skemmtilegt ;) en já vil þakka henni Örnu Kaffibaun
      fyrir mjög gott og þægilegt gærkvöld.. fórum inn til London
      og út að borða.. svo bara ræs klukkan 4 í nótt og lagt aftur
      á stað.. mjög fegin að losna við standsted pælinguna ;) en já
      ekkert mikið í fréttum svaf frekar mikið í dag og núna á
      leiðinni út í í drykk með henni Oddnýju ;) Rún liggur
      gjörsamlega rotuð inní rúmi og býst við að hún lúlli fram á
      morgun.. en já takk elskurnar mínar fyrir góð jól og áramót..
      ekkert smá gott að koma heim á klakann..&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace"
      size="2"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;svo er bara djamm og útsölupakkinn tekinn á
      næstu dögum því hún Vala mín er að koma á fimmtudaginn ásamt
      krístínu, og svo náttlega ammæli á laugardaginn&amp;nbsp;hjá
      litlu mér er alveg að verða 23 ára.. jíbbí og veiiii
      ;)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace"
      size="2"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;kossar&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;font face=
"courier new,courier,monospace"&gt;kveðja Katla&lt;/font&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
</description><link>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2006/1/9/komin-aftur-til-bcn/</link><guid>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2006/1/9/komin-aftur-til-bcn/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2006 20:33:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>verð komin annað kvöld!!!!!</title><description>   &lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"
      color="#666600"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;djöfulli er lífið stundum skrýtið ef
      maður fer að pæla í hlutunum... var í tíma áðan og datt
      aðeins inn í minn eigin heim, náði nefnilega að loksins að
      slaka á þegar ég heyrði seiðandi spænskuna..(búin að vera á
      þönum síðan snemma í morgun:P&amp;nbsp;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"
      color="#666600"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;fór einmitt að spá að núna er
      ég í mínu daglega barcelona lífi að skila inn verkefni og
      sonna, ræða um mismunandi lýsingar næstu verkefni o.fl. svo
      annað kvöld á sama tíma verð ég stödd í flugvél á leiðinni
      heim á klakann, með Rúnkuna mína dópaða við hliðina á mér að
      velta fyrir sér afhverju það heyrðist bíb einhverstaðar og
      afhverju hristist vélin og fleiri pælingar ;) jæja svo á
      fimmtudagskvöldið á svipuðum tíma þá verð ég að vinna á
      brennslunni.. ótrúlegt hvað hægt er að hoppa úr einu lífi
      yfir í annað eins og ekkrt sé..&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"
      color="#666600"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;kannski er ég bara orðin
      svona&amp;nbsp;vön flakkinu &amp;nbsp;að þetta sé&amp;nbsp;einmitt
      &amp;nbsp;orðið eðlilegt, ég man þegar maður var lítill þá var
      það svaaklegt og rosa spennandi að fara til útlandanna og
      líka að fara aftur heim, enda vanalega lætur heimþráin á sér
      kræla þegar nær dregur heimferð;)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"
      color="#666600"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;en já jólakveðjur heim&amp;nbsp;frá
      barcelona, hlakka til að koma heim og knúsa kisuna mína og
      fleiri..&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"
      color="#666600"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Katalína...&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
</description><link>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2005/12/20/verd-komin-annad-kvold/</link><guid>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2005/12/20/verd-komin-annad-kvold/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2005 23:21:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>RÁS 2 er málið !!!!</title><description>   &lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;font face=
   "courier new,courier,monospace"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;djöfulli elska ég rás
   2.. er á fullu að pakka og þrífa herbergið mitt og einhver
   snilldarjólalagaþáttur í gangi!!!!!!alveg að komast í
   almennilegan jólafíling :p kossar heim sé ykkur flestölll eftir
   smá... verð að vinna á brennslunni á fimmtudagskvöldið þannig að
   þeir sem eiga leið hjá endilega koma inn í kaffi og knúsa mig ;)
   knúsíknús.... verð líka með sama gemsanúmer þannig að endilega
   bjalla líka... blæblæ Katla í barca í
   jólagírnum!!!!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
</description><link>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2005/12/19/ras-2-er-malid/</link><guid>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2005/12/19/ras-2-er-malid/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2005 20:56:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>halllllllúúúúú</title><description>   &lt;a href=
   "http://falarious.com/displayimage-5-9.html"&gt;http://falarious.com/displayimage-5-9.html&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;verðið
   að tjekka á þessu´!!!!!!!! hl+ó mig máttlausa.. ásamt rún og
   ísak.. enjoy :P
</description><link>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2005/12/18/hallllllluuuuu/</link><guid>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2005/12/18/hallllllluuuuu/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2005 03:47:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>katala</title><description>&lt;p&gt;halló varð bara að henda þessu inn...´dýrka helv.... froskinn
   &lt;a href=
   "http://www.fetchfido.co.uk/games/crazy-frog/axel-f.htm"&gt;http://www.fetchfido.co.uk/games/crazy-frog/axel-f.htm&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;
   vona að þið njótið vel&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;;) blæ blæ&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Katla í köldu barca næstum því búin að ganga frá öllum
jólagjöfunum...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jíbbí&lt;/p&gt;
</description><link>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2005/12/16/katala/</link><guid>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2005/12/16/katala/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2005 03:09:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>halló aftur</title><description>   &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face=
   "verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif"&gt;&lt;font color=
   "#003300"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;img style=
   "WIDTH: 290px; HEIGHT: 416px" height="416" hspace="0" src=
   "http://storage.msn.com/x1pxOYwqu4SjF7IWU4ymWCo2-YAvMRdBKW-p3M2kYRP1Gifb2zfkhePokKJXehqBxOtigk_aRvzU9gj3z-1Nu1brKNV1GHn3xptkDKIcrLmWAlEU8k8jeNPXFNhLHkRRWjqATXATr2QbXFtWg7iflrhbQ"
     width="290" align="baseline" border=
     "0"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;jáhá einmitt það!!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;font face=
"verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif"&gt;&lt;font color=
"#003300"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;þetta er það sem við systkinin afrekuðum í
dag... morguninn fór í stúdíóið þar sem hún Manon vinkona mín tók
myndir af okkur... mun þetta vera jólagjöfin handa mömmu og
pabba&amp;nbsp;í ár:P ódýr og sniðug... munum stækka hana á
striga&amp;nbsp;þannig að þetta verður obótöff og mun vonandi hanga í
stofunni heima:haha:híhíhí &amp;nbsp;(m+p vita ekki af þessari síðu
þannig að allt í góðu... ekki búin að kjafta neinu) og þið sem
lesið og þekkið þau líka... bannað að kjafta!!!!!!&amp;nbsp; en já
góður dagur og spá í að fara snemma í bólið.. en byrja fyrst í
100raðasta skipti á jólahreingerningunni.....alltaf gott að vera
fátækur námsmaður þá er mjög sniðugt að redda sér svona í
jólagjafamálum handa sínum
nánustu!!!!&lt;/font&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" color="#003300"
      size="2"&gt;blæblæ sæta fólk!!! luv u long time
      (",)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;
</description><link>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2005/12/14/hallo-aftur/</link><guid>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2005/12/14/hallo-aftur/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2005 21:00:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>já einmitt það hlýrra á íslandi heldur en á spánarlandinu!!!!!</title><description>      &lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size=
      "4"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;halló alveg ekki að trúa
      þessu!!!!!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h4 class="boxheading frettir-bgcolor"&gt;&lt;a href=
"/mm/frettir/vedur/"&gt;Veðrið &lt;span style=
"TEXT-TRANSFORM: lowercase"&gt;kl.&lt;/span&gt; 18&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;
&lt;div class="center"&gt;&lt;a title="Iceland Express" href=
"http://www.icelandexpress.is/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img style=
"BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 2px 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px"
     height="14" alt="Iceland Express" src=
     "/img/augl_logo/iceland_express2.gif" width="114" border=
     "0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;table class="dalktafla-tbox"&gt;
&lt;tbody&gt;
&lt;tr class="tbox-firstitem"&gt;
&lt;td colspan="3"&gt;
&lt;div style="FONT-SIZE: 12px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 2px; MARGIN-LEFT: 4px"&gt;
&lt;div id="vedurborg1"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img src=
"http://www.mbl.is/vedur/myndir/vedurtakn/fors_takn_stor/skyjad.gif"
     align="right"&gt; Reykjavík&lt;br&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div id="vedurborg1B" style=
"MARGIN-TOP: 5px; FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 15px; MARGIN-LEFT: 10px; COLOR: red"&gt;
5°&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr id="vedurborg2"&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Akureyri&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img style="WIDTH: 16px; HEIGHT: 15px" height="15"
     alt="Skýjað" src=
     "http://www.mbl.is/vedur/myndir/vedurtakn/skyjad.gif" width=
     "16" border="0"&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4°&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr id="vedurborg3"&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Barcelona&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img height="12" alt="Heiðskírt" src=
"http://www.mbl.is/vedur/myndir/vedurtakn/heidskirt.gif" width="15"
     border="0"&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4°&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr id="vedurborg4"&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;strong&gt;London&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img style="WIDTH: 21px; HEIGHT: 32px" height="32"
     alt="Uppl. vantar" src=
     "http://www.mbl.is/vedur/myndir/vedurtakn/null.gif" width="21"
     border="0"&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;8°&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr id="vedurborg5"&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;strong&gt;K.höfn&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img height="12" alt="Alskýjað" src=
"http://www.mbl.is/vedur/myndir/vedurtakn/alskyjad.gif" width="15"
border="0"&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;5°&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr id="vedurborg6"&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;strong&gt;New York&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img height="12" alt="Skýjað" src=
"http://www.mbl.is/vedur/myndir/vedurtakn/skyjad.gif" width="15"
border="0"&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align="right"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;-6°&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;font face="Courier New"&gt;&lt;font size=
"2"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;alveg skítakuldi hérna og ekkert hitakerfi nema
einhverjir lásí ofnar sem sjúga í sig rafmagn þannig að kostar
fullt... einfalt gler í öllum gluggum og trúið mér ekki einangrun í
veggjunum aðeins steinar og svolleiðis... erum alveg að frjósa í
hel... hlakka til að koma heim í hlýtt heimili og fara í langa
heita, heita sturtu án þess að fá sammara yfir
gasreikningnum!!!!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
</description><link>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2005/12/14/ja-einmitt-thad-hlyrra-a-islandi-heldur-en-a-spanarlandinu/</link><guid>http://katlagunn.blogcentral.is/blog/2005/12/14/ja-einmitt-thad-hlyrra-a-islandi-heldur-en-a-spanarlandinu/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2005 20:29:40 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
